{"id":1005,"date":"2015-01-12T03:50:55","date_gmt":"2015-01-12T03:50:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/12\/147lbsofdeath-iamthefirechild-she-snorted\/"},"modified":"2015-01-12T03:50:55","modified_gmt":"2015-01-12T03:50:55","slug":"147lbsofdeath-iamthefirechild-she-snorted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/12\/147lbsofdeath-iamthefirechild-she-snorted\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/147lbsofdeath.tumblr.com\/post\/107857895831\/iamthefirechild-she-snorted-sweetie-im-old\">147lbsofdeath<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small><a class=\"tumblelog\" href=\"http:\/\/tmblr.co\/m-6z2SBUyAmukDf1BuxRWHw\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/small><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small>She snorted. \u201cSweetie, I\u2019m old enough to be your mother. Why in the world would I be trying to pick you up?\u201d She flourished the printed photograph at him. \u201cSo this isn\u2019t you? Because it sure looks like you.\u201d<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><small><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/4ef8a148637ab6d36dc8d659e5521856\/tumblr_inline_ni1o9sYZz91t6izd4.jpg\" \/><\/small><\/p>\n<p><small>&#8220;I don\u2019t judge people preferences.<br \/>Oh.. That does look like me doesn\u2019t it\u2026 <br \/>Okay well see here would be your first<br \/> hint though. I don\u2019t have that mole on<br \/> my ass. I have one somewhere else though.\u201d<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You know, that sounds like you encouraging me to ask if I can see.&#8221; She cocked an eyebrow. &#8220;Now who&#8217;s flirting?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>147lbsofdeath: iamthefirechild: She snorted. \u201cSweetie, I\u2019m old enough to be your mother. Why in the world would I be trying to pick you up?\u201d She flourished the printed photograph at him. \u201cSo this isn\u2019t you? Because it sure looks like you.\u201d &#8220;I don\u2019t judge people preferences.Oh.. That does look like me doesn\u2019t it\u2026 Okay well &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/12\/147lbsofdeath-iamthefirechild-she-snorted\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[141,10,142],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}