{"id":1008,"date":"2015-01-12T03:09:36","date_gmt":"2015-01-12T03:09:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/12\/v-lets-keep-this-professional-looks-like-you\/"},"modified":"2015-01-12T03:09:36","modified_gmt":"2015-01-12T03:09:36","slug":"v-lets-keep-this-professional-looks-like-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/12\/v-lets-keep-this-professional-looks-like-you\/","title":{"rendered":"[v; let&#8217;s keep this professional] &#8220;Looks like you did nude modelling before you came here.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/147lbsofdeath.tumblr.com\/post\/107854834116\/v-lets-keep-this-professional-looks-like-you\">147lbsofdeath<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/15d279442945f3083058e36b618d7f23\/tumblr_inline_ni1n4f40fN1t6izd4.jpg\" \/><\/small><\/p>\n<p><small>&#8220;Is that a pick up line? Cause it\u2019s cute.<br \/><\/small><small>But nah son. This body is in<em> limited condition<\/em>.<br \/> Never been seen before\u2026 Don\u2019t tell Chris.\u201d<\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>She snorted. &#8220;Sweetie, I&#8217;m old enough to be your mother. Why in the world would I be trying to pick you up?&#8221; She flourished the printed photograph at him. &#8220;So this isn&#8217;t you? Because it sure looks like you.&#8221;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>147lbsofdeath: &#8220;Is that a pick up line? Cause it\u2019s cute.But nah son. This body is in limited condition. Never been seen before\u2026 Don\u2019t tell Chris.\u201d She snorted. &#8220;Sweetie, I&#8217;m old enough to be your mother. Why in the world would I be trying to pick you up?&#8221; She flourished the printed photograph at him. &#8220;So &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2015\/01\/12\/v-lets-keep-this-professional-looks-like-you\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">[v; let&#8217;s keep this professional] &#8220;Looks like you did nude modelling before you came here.&#8221;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[141,10,174,173,142],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1008\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}