{"id":10189,"date":"2014-05-18T00:32:23","date_gmt":"2014-05-18T00:32:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/18\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-10\/"},"modified":"2014-05-18T00:32:23","modified_gmt":"2014-05-18T00:32:23","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/18\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-10\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/85899586496\/iamthefirechild-raven-does-keep-making-my\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/85842696064\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Raven does keep making my beanie babies multiply,&#8221; she mused thoughtfully. &#8220;Can I just bring a box of those to meetings and throw them at anyone I find annoying?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Oh, great, so we\u2019ve got Raven duplicating plush toys, and his kid exploding everything she touches.&#8221;\u00a0 Tony rolled his eyes.\u00a0 &#8220;Throwing beanie babies.\u00a0 Sounds like a good plan.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Raven has a \/WHAT\/?!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Raven does keep making my beanie babies multiply,&#8221; she mused thoughtfully. &#8220;Can I just bring a box of those to meetings and throw them at anyone I find annoying?&#8221; &#8220;Oh, great, so we\u2019ve got Raven duplicating plush toys, and his kid exploding everything she touches.&#8221;\u00a0 Tony rolled his eyes.\u00a0 &#8220;Throwing beanie babies.\u00a0 Sounds &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/18\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-10\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10189"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10189"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10189\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}