{"id":10247,"date":"2014-05-16T22:01:44","date_gmt":"2014-05-16T22:01:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/16\/katamari-america\/"},"modified":"2014-05-16T22:01:44","modified_gmt":"2014-05-16T22:01:44","slug":"katamari-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/16\/katamari-america\/","title":{"rendered":"Katamari America"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/copperbadge.tumblr.com\/post\/85935668272\/katamari-america\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">copperbadge<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>KnottaHooker<\/strong>: my favorite thing in fics is when steve\u2019s in normal clothes and somehow attaches his shield to his back or something<br \/><span><strong>KnottaHooker<\/strong>: like,\u00a0<\/span>do you have hooks in all your jackets?<br \/><strong>PollyQ<\/strong>: he\u2019s wearing a magnetic vest underneath his clothes<br \/><strong>copperbadge<\/strong>: HAHAHA Steve experiments with using a magnet to carry his shield<br \/><strong>copperbadge<\/strong>: Accidentally sticks himself to Iron Man<br \/><strong>clockways<\/strong>: \u201caccidently\u201d<strong><br \/>copperbadge<\/strong>: They walk into the kitchen. \u201cDON\u2019T LAUGH, JUST FIND A CROWBAR.\u201d<br \/><strong>copperbadge<\/strong>: Bucky tries to help\u2026.<br \/><strong>KnottaHooker<\/strong>: is his shield magnetic?<br \/><strong>copperbadge<\/strong>: It is in my universe. COMEDY.<br \/><strong>copperbadge<\/strong>: Steve\u2019s back is stuck to Tony\u2019s chest, Bucky\u2019s arm is stuck over Steve\u2019s shoulders<br \/><strong>copperbadge<\/strong>: Clint walks by. \u201cI\u2019m not asking.\u201d<br \/><strong>copperbadge<\/strong>: \u201cSteve\u2019s a fucking Katamari ball! Clint, help!\u201d<br \/><strong>tsumegoAlpha<\/strong>: \u2026we need sam an rhodey to have been testing their tech this day<br \/><strong>copperbadge<\/strong>: Haha Sam gets stuck to Steve\u2019s other side, but he just slips out of his rig<br \/><strong>copperbadge<\/strong>: His wings snap out and smack Bucky in the face<br \/><strong>tsumegoAlpha<\/strong>: magnet-based metal clusterfuck in the kitchen!!!<br \/><strong>Eruvadhril<\/strong>: Magnets stop being magnetic if you hit them hard enough<br \/><strong>Em<\/strong>: Do you think the hammer\u2019s magnetic?<br \/><strong>copperbadge<\/strong>: Thor could reverse the polarity with electricity, couldn\u2019t he?<br \/><strong>copperbadge<\/strong>: \u201cBreathe deeply, my friends. I, as you say on Midgard, Got This.\u201d<br \/><strong>PollyQ<\/strong>: sure, but then everyone\u2019s fried<br \/><strong>copperbadge<\/strong>: Tony starts screaming about grounding everyone first<br \/><strong>copperbadge<\/strong>: Thor just goes for it. Steve spends two days with every hair on his body sticking straight out.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>copperbadge: KnottaHooker: my favorite thing in fics is when steve\u2019s in normal clothes and somehow attaches his shield to his back or somethingKnottaHooker: like,\u00a0do you have hooks in all your jackets?PollyQ: he\u2019s wearing a magnetic vest underneath his clothescopperbadge: HAHAHA Steve experiments with using a magnet to carry his shieldcopperbadge: Accidentally sticks himself to Iron &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/16\/katamari-america\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Katamari America<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[47],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10247"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}