{"id":10278,"date":"2014-05-15T22:25:55","date_gmt":"2014-05-15T22:25:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/15\/wewerenotthefirst-dude-what-if-a-prince-is\/"},"modified":"2014-05-15T22:25:55","modified_gmt":"2014-05-15T22:25:55","slug":"wewerenotthefirst-dude-what-if-a-prince-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/15\/wewerenotthefirst-dude-what-if-a-prince-is\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/wewerenotthefirst.tumblr.com\/post\/85461756105\/dude-what-if-a-prince-is-cursed-to-be-a-dragon\">wewerenotthefirst<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they\u2019re like \u2018hell yeah i\u2019m a dragon\u2019 and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fianc\u00e9 to be a princess in the tower \u2018just for like a week\u2019 and everyone is like \u2018we can break the fucking curse\u2019 and the prince is like \u2018but i\u2019m a dragon.\u2019<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wewerenotthefirst: dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they\u2019re like \u2018hell yeah i\u2019m a dragon\u2019 and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fianc\u00e9 to be a princess in the tower \u2018just for like a week\u2019 &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/15\/wewerenotthefirst-dude-what-if-a-prince-is\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[62],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10278"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}