{"id":10340,"date":"2014-05-14T19:22:36","date_gmt":"2014-05-14T19:22:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/14\/tygenco-aninjamous-senjukannon-bruce\/"},"modified":"2015-02-20T10:31:02","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T10:31:02","slug":"tygenco-aninjamous-senjukannon-bruce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/14\/tygenco-aninjamous-senjukannon-bruce\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-10340 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/14\/tygenco-aninjamous-senjukannon-bruce\/attachment\/10341\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/05\/tumblr_mb8s8wKZxC1rxkdu0o1_500-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/14\/tygenco-aninjamous-senjukannon-bruce\/attachment\/10342\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/05\/tumblr_mb8s8wKZxC1rxkdu0o2_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tygenco.tumblr.com\/post\/85743271174\/aninjamous-senjukannon-bruce-motherfucking\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">tygenco<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/aninjamous.tumblr.com\/post\/79735672546\">aninjamous<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/senjukannon.tumblr.com\/post\/32788685361\/bruce-motherfucking-lee-i-fear-not-the-man-who\">senjukannon<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Bruce motherfucking Lee.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cI fear not the man who has practiced <strong>ten thousand kicks once<\/strong>. But I fear the man who has practiced\u00a0<strong>one kick\u00a0ten\u00a0thousand times.<\/strong>\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Fuckin legendary<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Be water, my friend&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p>Having taken Tai Chi and having discussed Bruce Lee with the teacher rather frequently, I can honestly say that the distance involved with his hand and the other persons chest is literally just for show. <\/p>\n<p>Also, having been tossed by a hit the teacher called \u201cSoft Water\u201d (ie, I was lifted up and sent backwards by at least five feet, landing on my arse and laughing from the sheer novelty of not having felt the initial hit) I can point out that those guys who end up in the chairs are probably blinking and thinking \u201cbut I didn\u2019t even feel anything\u2026 how\u2019d I end up back here?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>tygenco: aninjamous: senjukannon: Bruce motherfucking Lee. \u201cI fear not the man who has practiced ten thousand kicks once. But I fear the man who has practiced\u00a0one kick\u00a0ten\u00a0thousand times.\u201d Fuckin legendary &#8220;Be water, my friend&#8221;. Having taken Tai Chi and having discussed Bruce Lee with the teacher rather frequently, I can honestly say that the distance &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/14\/tygenco-aninjamous-senjukannon-bruce\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[67,964,963],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10340"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10340"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10343,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10340\/revisions\/10343"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}