{"id":10415,"date":"2014-05-12T04:53:18","date_gmt":"2014-05-12T04:53:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/12\/imdeucalionandimthealphaofalphas\/"},"modified":"2014-05-12T04:53:18","modified_gmt":"2014-05-12T04:53:18","slug":"imdeucalionandimthealphaofalphas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/12\/imdeucalionandimthealphaofalphas\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/imdeucalionandimthealphaofalphas.tumblr.com\/post\/84742818440\/iamthefirechild-she-offers-a-hand-my-god-how\">imdeucalionandimthealphaofalphas<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/84087417391\/v-fba-im-going-out-for-drinks-tonight-celebrate\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>She offers a hand. \u201cMy god, how is it you don\u2019t teach seduction?\u201d she teases. \u201cYour voice is a sin. I\u2019m Summer.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Very nice to meet you,&#8221; he says with a charming smile. &#8220;I would have but it was already taken, unfortunately. Sexual literature is just fine with me, however.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Are we talking about things like the Kama Sutra?&#8221; she asks. Gesturing for him to walk with her, she heads off the campus, tucking her hands behind her back and looking up at him while he talks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>imdeucalionandimthealphaofalphas: iamthefirechild: She offers a hand. \u201cMy god, how is it you don\u2019t teach seduction?\u201d she teases. \u201cYour voice is a sin. I\u2019m Summer.\u201d &#8220;Very nice to meet you,&#8221; he says with a charming smile. &#8220;I would have but it was already taken, unfortunately. Sexual literature is just fine with me, however.&#8221; &#8220;Are we talking &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/12\/imdeucalionandimthealphaofalphas\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,971,922],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10415"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10415\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}