{"id":10727,"date":"2014-05-03T18:29:31","date_gmt":"2014-05-03T18:29:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/03\/so-my-husband-grilled-a-burger-on-our-little\/"},"modified":"2014-05-03T18:29:31","modified_gmt":"2014-05-03T18:29:31","slug":"so-my-husband-grilled-a-burger-on-our-little","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/05\/03\/so-my-husband-grilled-a-burger-on-our-little\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

so my husband grilled a burger on our little indoor grill, and it made a lot — like a LOT — of smoke. Not enough to set off the alarm but enough to see. he went and opened the front door, which has a screen door on it, but it’s one of those screen doors that you have to slide the glass down to expose the screen — which he didn’t do.<\/p>\n

when I pointed out to him that just opening the door wasn’t making any difference to the smoke he was so confused<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

so my husband grilled a burger on our little indoor grill, and it made a lot — like a LOT — of smoke. Not enough to set off the alarm but enough to see. he went and opened the front door, which has a screen door on it, but it’s one of those screen doors … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[995,994,47,996],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10727"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10727"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10727\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}