{"id":10980,"date":"2014-04-30T22:30:24","date_gmt":"2014-04-30T22:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/30\/leo-simmons-uptimeguarantee-jazzypom\/"},"modified":"2015-02-20T11:14:56","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T11:14:56","slug":"leo-simmons-uptimeguarantee-jazzypom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/30\/leo-simmons-uptimeguarantee-jazzypom\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-10980 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/30\/leo-simmons-uptimeguarantee-jazzypom\/attachment\/10981\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" 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width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/04\/tumblr_mxnl2pLLbC1raltbpo4_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/30\/leo-simmons-uptimeguarantee-jazzypom\/attachment\/10984\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/04\/tumblr_mxnl2pLLbC1raltbpo3_500-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/30\/leo-simmons-uptimeguarantee-jazzypom\/attachment\/10985\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/04\/tumblr_mxnl2pLLbC1raltbpo6_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/30\/leo-simmons-uptimeguarantee-jazzypom\/attachment\/10986\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/04\/tumblr_mxnl2pLLbC1raltbpo5_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/30\/leo-simmons-uptimeguarantee-jazzypom\/attachment\/10987\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/04\/tumblr_mxnl2pLLbC1raltbpo7_1280-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/leo-simmons.tumblr.com\/post\/84360944334\/uptimeguarantee-jazzypom-naamahdarling\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">leo-simmons<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/uptimeguarantee.tumblr.com\/post\/84313668127\/jazzypom-naamahdarling-super1eklectic\">uptimeguarantee<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/jazzypom.tumblr.com\/post\/84310824354\/naamahdarling-super1eklectic\">jazzypom<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/naamahdarling.tumblr.com\/post\/76999611588\/super1eklectic\">naamahdarling<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/super1eklectic.tumblr.com\/post\/70064571113\/beinghumansupernaturallyin221b-jason-momoa\">super1eklectic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/beinghumansupernaturallyin221b.tumblr.com\/post\/69702331663\/jason-momoa-appreciation-post-6-feet-4-inches-of\">beinghumansupernaturallyin221b<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><strong>Jason Momoa appreciation post. \u00a06 feet 4 inches of pure luciousness.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>And that eyebrow scar. \u00a0Yes please.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Game of Thrones<\/p>\n<p>Conan the Barbarian<\/p>\n<p>Stargate Atlantis<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mh.co.za\/fitness\/the-jason-momoa-workout\/\">Mens Health Magazine<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Various sources\u2026my edits, but not my pictures. \u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<div>SIX FOUR oooooh a mighty God we serve\u2026.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Motherfucking FUCK<\/p>\n<p>FUCK FUCK FUCK<\/p>\n<p>FUUUUUUUUCK<\/p>\n<p>AAAAAUUUUUUGHHHHHHH<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>So mad that he passed on the Marvel movie role he was offered *forever bitter*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Jeeeeezus<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I\u2019ve had a huge crush on him since his first appearance on Stargate: Atlantis. Yes please and thank you.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>leo-simmons: uptimeguarantee: jazzypom: naamahdarling: super1eklectic: beinghumansupernaturallyin221b: Jason Momoa appreciation post. \u00a06 feet 4 inches of pure luciousness. And that eyebrow scar. \u00a0Yes please. Game of Thrones Conan the Barbarian Stargate Atlantis Mens Health Magazine Various sources\u2026my edits, but not my pictures. \u00a0 SIX FOUR oooooh a mighty God we serve\u2026. Motherfucking FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/30\/leo-simmons-uptimeguarantee-jazzypom\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1025,1024,27],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10980"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10980"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10980\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10988,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10980\/revisions\/10988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10980"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10980"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10980"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}