{"id":11012,"date":"2014-04-30T18:53:28","date_gmt":"2014-04-30T18:53:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/30\/lycanthropelahey-iamthefirechild-she-11\/"},"modified":"2014-04-30T18:53:28","modified_gmt":"2014-04-30T18:53:28","slug":"lycanthropelahey-iamthefirechild-she-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/30\/lycanthropelahey-iamthefirechild-she-11\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/lycanthropelahey.tumblr.com\/post\/84341076702\/iamthefirechild-she-twitched-across-the-couch\">lycanthropelahey<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/84340287529\/lycanthropelahey-iamthefirechild-he-played\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>She twitched across the couch in bits and pieces during the battle scenes, until she was virtually pressed up against him, not actually touching yet. And then the baby monster \/eats\/ one of the characters, as they\u2019re crawling around inside the belly of another, and she shoved her face into his shoulder and made disgusted noises.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>He grimaced and gagged at the sight, screwing his eyes shut briefly and then cracking them open as he felt the added weight. Eyeing her with some concern, he wrapped an arm around her and patted her gently on the back. \u201cI thought you\u2019d seen this before? Didn\u2019t you know this bit was coming?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s gross every. Single. Time. Ew. Ew. EEEEEW.&#8221; She peered at the tv. &#8220;Oh good, it&#8217;s okay. Residual ew.&#8221; She snuggled herself more firmly under his arm. &#8220;Pay attention, this part is important.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>lycanthropelahey: iamthefirechild: She twitched across the couch in bits and pieces during the battle scenes, until she was virtually pressed up against him, not actually touching yet. And then the baby monster \/eats\/ one of the characters, as they\u2019re crawling around inside the belly of another, and she shoved her face into his shoulder and &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/30\/lycanthropelahey-iamthefirechild-she-11\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,9,21,25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11012"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11012\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}