{"id":11506,"date":"2014-04-22T21:13:16","date_gmt":"2014-04-22T21:13:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/22\/lycanthropelahey-iamthefirechild-its-a\/"},"modified":"2014-04-22T21:13:16","modified_gmt":"2014-04-22T21:13:16","slug":"lycanthropelahey-iamthefirechild-its-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/22\/lycanthropelahey-iamthefirechild-its-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

lycanthropelahey<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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“It\u2019s a derivation of the lolcat memes \u2014 \u2018I can has cheeseburger?\u2019 \u2014 so Helios has you. You are in his possession.” She poured both glasses full of lemonade, added some ice, then brought them over to him. “Even a cheap smartphone would have gps.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“Oh, really? Well, I suppose that makes you my boss, huh?” He chuckled and petted the kitten on the nose, then reaching up to take the glass with a grateful smile. “But wouldn\u2019t the bills be expensive? I\u2026I don\u2019t have much money and I really can\u2019t ask the people I\u2019m living with for some.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

Helios considered the petting fingers, drawing his head back out of range, and then licked Isaac’s hand, before reaching up with one paw to hook on the edge of the glass and tug it down.<\/p>\n

“I don’t — know.” Summer considered it. “I mean, I think it depends on what kind of services you get?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

lycanthropelahey: iamthefirechild: “It\u2019s a derivation of the lolcat memes \u2014 \u2018I can has cheeseburger?\u2019 \u2014 so Helios has you. You are in his possession.” She poured both glasses full of lemonade, added some ice, then brought them over to him. “Even a cheap smartphone would have gps.” “Oh, really? Well, I suppose that makes you … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,9,21,25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11506"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11506"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11506\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11506"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11506"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11506"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}