{"id":11507,"date":"2014-04-22T20:51:24","date_gmt":"2014-04-22T20:51:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/22\/lycanthropelahey-iamthefirechild-theres\/"},"modified":"2014-04-22T20:51:24","modified_gmt":"2014-04-22T20:51:24","slug":"lycanthropelahey-iamthefirechild-theres","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/22\/lycanthropelahey-iamthefirechild-theres\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"

lycanthropelahey<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n

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“There\u2019s this thing called gps? It\u2019s in your phone. And they have compasses, too,” she teased, getting a couple of glasses out of a cupboard. “What do you want?”\u00a0Helios put both paws on Isaac\u2019s knees and started marking his nose. “Ohoh, you\u2019re being has\u2019d.”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“I can\u2019t really\u2026um\u2026afford a new phone right now.” He murmured sheepishly before he fell silent, watching Helios\u2019 antics with some confusion, a frown tugging at his mouth. “I\u2019m being what?”<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

“It’s a derivation of the lolcat memes — ‘I can has cheeseburger?’ — so Helios has you. You are in his possession.” She poured both glasses full of lemonade, added some ice, then brought them over to him. “Even a cheap smartphone would have gps.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

lycanthropelahey: iamthefirechild: “There\u2019s this thing called gps? It\u2019s in your phone. And they have compasses, too,” she teased, getting a couple of glasses out of a cupboard. “What do you want?”\u00a0Helios put both paws on Isaac\u2019s knees and started marking his nose. “Ohoh, you\u2019re being has\u2019d.” “I can\u2019t really\u2026um\u2026afford a new phone right now.” He … Continue reading <\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,9,21,25],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11507"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}