{"id":11638,"date":"2014-04-18T02:13:24","date_gmt":"2014-04-18T02:13:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/18\/stilesthesarcasticstilinski-iamthefirechild-4\/"},"modified":"2014-04-18T02:13:24","modified_gmt":"2014-04-18T02:13:24","slug":"stilesthesarcasticstilinski-iamthefirechild-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/18\/stilesthesarcasticstilinski-iamthefirechild-4\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stilesthesarcasticstilinski.tumblr.com\/post\/82973509135\/iamthefirechild-she-leaned-forward-and-dropped\">stilesthesarcasticstilinski<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/82966178685\/stilesthesarcasticstilinski-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>She leaned forward and dropped her head against the table. \u201cSo now you\u2019re running from them, and about six inches high, and in my apartment, and presumably not lying to me. Why me?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I\u2019m assuming that is a rhetorical question, human.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;If you call me that again I&#8217;m putting you in the cat carrier with the cat in it,&#8221; she threatened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stilesthesarcasticstilinski: iamthefirechild: She leaned forward and dropped her head against the table. \u201cSo now you\u2019re running from them, and about six inches high, and in my apartment, and presumably not lying to me. Why me?\u201d &#8220;I\u2019m assuming that is a rhetorical question, human.&#8221; &#8220;If you call me that again I&#8217;m putting you in the cat &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/18\/stilesthesarcasticstilinski-iamthefirechild-4\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1037,200,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11638"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}