{"id":11759,"date":"2014-04-16T23:29:13","date_gmt":"2014-04-16T23:29:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/16\/ceruleancynic-captaingumdrop-muddaytires\/"},"modified":"2015-02-20T13:44:03","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T13:44:03","slug":"ceruleancynic-captaingumdrop-muddaytires","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/16\/ceruleancynic-captaingumdrop-muddaytires\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-11759 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/16\/ceruleancynic-captaingumdrop-muddaytires\/attachment\/11760\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/04\/tumblr_n3rqb0UcJR1s2yegdo1_400-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ceruleancynic.tumblr.com\/post\/82787552751\/captaingumdrop-muddaytires-1037135\">ceruleancynic<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/captaingumdrop.tumblr.com\/post\/82771873201\/muddaytires-1037135-self-dunk-uh-oh\">captaingumdrop<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/muddaytires.tumblr.com\/post\/82751830938\/1037135-self-dunk-uh-oh\">muddaytires<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/1037135.tumblr.com\/post\/82747464693\/self-dunk\">1037135<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>self-dunk<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2026\u2026\u201duh oh\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight<\/p>\n<p><em>sleek and elegant predator right here yo<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ceruleancynic: captaingumdrop: muddaytires: 1037135: self-dunk \u2026\u2026\u201duh oh\u201d you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up I have been sitting here giggling at this for 5 minutes straight sleek and elegant predator right here yo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[54],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11759"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11759"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11761,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11759\/revisions\/11761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}