{"id":11840,"date":"2014-04-15T18:27:19","date_gmt":"2014-04-15T18:27:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/15\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-you\/"},"modified":"2014-04-15T18:27:19","modified_gmt":"2014-04-15T18:27:19","slug":"gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/15\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-you\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gadgeteerphilanthropist.tumblr.com\/post\/82765922982\/iamthefirechild-you-never-let-me-have-any\">gadgeteerphilanthropist<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/82757079564\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You never let me have any fun.&#8221; Summer pouted. &#8220;What\u2019s the point of being a superhero if I can\u2019t rid the world of stupid power-hungry assholes?&#8221; She crossed her eyes at his finger and attempted to lick it.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You can rid the world of plenty of power-hungry assholes,&#8221; he assured her, &#8220;just as soon as they do something more destructive than be boring and pretentious.&#8221;\u00a0 He flicked her nose and drew his hand away.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>She snapped her teeth at the retreating finger. &#8220;You are really mean, Tony.&#8221; She made an even more exaggerated pout, then sighed. &#8220;I just wish there was something I could actually do about that kind of thing, you know?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>gadgeteerphilanthropist: iamthefirechild: &#8220;You never let me have any fun.&#8221; Summer pouted. &#8220;What\u2019s the point of being a superhero if I can\u2019t rid the world of stupid power-hungry assholes?&#8221; She crossed her eyes at his finger and attempted to lick it. &#8220;You can rid the world of plenty of power-hungry assholes,&#8221; he assured her, &#8220;just as &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/15\/gadgeteerphilanthropist-iamthefirechild-you\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,199],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11840"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}