{"id":11884,"date":"2014-04-14T21:26:51","date_gmt":"2014-04-14T21:26:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/14\/unskinny-samjohnssonvt-gryphonrhi\/"},"modified":"2015-02-20T14:13:25","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T14:13:25","slug":"unskinny-samjohnssonvt-gryphonrhi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/14\/unskinny-samjohnssonvt-gryphonrhi\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-11884 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/14\/unskinny-samjohnssonvt-gryphonrhi\/attachment\/11885\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/04\/tumblr_n1ny4vZEis1r2ogzyo1_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/14\/unskinny-samjohnssonvt-gryphonrhi\/attachment\/11886\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/04\/tumblr_n1ny4vZEis1r2ogzyo2_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/14\/unskinny-samjohnssonvt-gryphonrhi\/attachment\/11887\/'><img width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/files\/2014\/04\/tumblr_n1ny4vZEis1r2ogzyo3_250-150x150.gif\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/unskinny.tumblr.com\/post\/81805339792\/samjohnssonvt-gryphonrhi-thezhenger-chris\">unskinny<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/samjohnssonvt.tumblr.com\/post\/78842668335\">samjohnssonvt<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/gryphonrhi.tumblr.com\/post\/78832960785\/thezhenger-chris-control-your-goddamn-face-you\">gryphonrhi<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thezhenger.tumblr.com\/post\/78021720313\/chris-control-your-goddamn-face-you-have-just-gone\">thezhenger<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u2026actually, at this point, Steve\u2019s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.\u00a0 He\u2019s probably so high on endorphins that the expression is completely accurate.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Also, he was asthmatic. This is the first time in twenty years that his lungs work. Ever had an oxygen high?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>unfjksala;kd<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>unskinny: samjohnssonvt: gryphonrhi: thezhenger: chris control your goddamn face you have just gone through an extremely painful super-serum transformation you did not just have the diddly doo orgasm \u2026actually, at this point, Steve\u2019s just now experiencing the sudden absence of both recent extreme pain and long-term low level pain.\u00a0 He\u2019s probably so high on endorphins &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/14\/unskinny-samjohnssonvt-gryphonrhi\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[961,962,1135],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11884"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11884"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11888,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11884\/revisions\/11888"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}