{"id":12066,"date":"2014-04-13T02:01:13","date_gmt":"2014-04-13T02:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/13\/stilinskispatentedmethod-iamthefirechild\/"},"modified":"2014-04-13T02:01:13","modified_gmt":"2014-04-13T02:01:13","slug":"stilinskispatentedmethod-iamthefirechild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/13\/stilinskispatentedmethod-iamthefirechild\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stilinskispatentedmethod.tumblr.com\/post\/82536664584\/iamthefirechild-careful-there-darlin\">stilinskispatentedmethod<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/82536202219\/stilinskispatentedmethod-say-my-name-say-my\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/d813e5f80fa8cd7db36ab559503b2863\/tumblr_inline_n3y54wBDmd1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Careful there, darlin\u2019. Don\u2019t fall.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Oh\u2014uh, how long have you been standing there?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/bdde72564bcdcefd1c3c49b273dea173\/tumblr_n0airw6YZF1qh15vko7_r1_250.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I wasn\u2019t doing a thing\u2014no things here. Definitely no Beyonce related things.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/21ea0423d5e60973e82ec3c1f179147e\/tumblr_inline_n3y5ijf8Fa1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Long enough to be impressed by your voice. Why&#8217;d you stop?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stilinskispatentedmethod: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Careful there, darlin\u2019. Don\u2019t fall.&#8221; &#8220;Oh\u2014uh, how long have you been standing there?&#8221; &#8220;I wasn\u2019t doing a thing\u2014no things here. Definitely no Beyonce related things.&#8221; &#8220;Long enough to be impressed by your voice. Why&#8217;d you stop?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1186],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12066"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12066"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12066\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12066"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12066"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12066"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}