{"id":12209,"date":"2014-04-10T20:38:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-10T20:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/10\/spit-it-out-5\/"},"modified":"2014-04-10T20:38:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-10T20:38:00","slug":"spit-it-out-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/10\/spit-it-out-5\/","title":{"rendered":"spit it out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/fastestquickestmutant.tumblr.com\/post\/82318593180\/spit-it-out\">fastestquickestmutant<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>16<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Eat my shorts.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/72b7e3eeb1d113387d4fde0e5a03c7f0\/tumblr_inline_n3u17jSmiy1sp0rkz.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>&#8220;Only if you bought the flavor I told you to.&#8221;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>fastestquickestmutant: 16 &#8220;Eat my shorts.&#8221; &#8220;Only if you bought the flavor I told you to.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1213,10,55,56,701],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12209"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}