{"id":12296,"date":"2014-04-09T04:23:32","date_gmt":"2014-04-09T04:23:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/09\/where-are-my-clothes\/"},"modified":"2014-04-09T04:23:32","modified_gmt":"2014-04-09T04:23:32","slug":"where-are-my-clothes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/09\/where-are-my-clothes\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Where are my clothes?&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/goshdarnitisaac-deactivated2014.tumblr.com\/post\/82164104674\/where-are-my-clothes\">goshdarnitisaac-deactivated2014<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Wait what? What do you mean, aren\u2019t you wearing them?&#8221; Isaac asked in a confused tone as he began to turn around.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>&#8220;I was changing! From dance class!&#8221; Summer folded her arms, glaring at his back. &#8220;This is not funny.&#8221;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>goshdarnitisaac-deactivated2014: &#8220;Wait what? What do you mean, aren\u2019t you wearing them?&#8221; Isaac asked in a confused tone as he began to turn around. &#8220;I was changing! From dance class!&#8221; Summer folded her arms, glaring at his back. &#8220;This is not funny.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,938,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12296"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}