{"id":12406,"date":"2014-04-07T01:35:20","date_gmt":"2014-04-07T01:35:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/07\/text-my-muse-one-of-the-following\/"},"modified":"2014-04-07T01:35:20","modified_gmt":"2014-04-07T01:35:20","slug":"text-my-muse-one-of-the-following","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/07\/text-my-muse-one-of-the-following\/","title":{"rendered":"Text my muse one of the following&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/rpmememaker.tumblr.com\/post\/77978123002\/text-my-muse-one-of-the-following\">rpmememaker<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>[Text]: There\u2019s blood. There\u2019s a lot of blood.<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: I\u2019m going to need a ride home. Don\u2019t ask why.<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: Mission failed.<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: I may have accidentally handcuffed myself to the stairs.<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: When you get home, remember this. It wasn\u2019t me.<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: I hear the voices when I\u2019m dreaming.<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: Are you naked?<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: Come over to my place and play strip poker.<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: I HAVE DONE SOMETHING TERRIBLE<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: What do you prefer, chocolate syrup or whip cream?<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: Answer me honestly. Am I hot?<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: Do you wanna have a sleepover?<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: Truth or dare?<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: That\u2019s illegal.<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: I\u2019ve always wanted to hear you beg. How about tonight?<\/li>\n<li>[Text]: LUCK. I MEANT LUCK. LUCK AUTOCORRECT.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>rpmememaker: [Text]: There\u2019s blood. There\u2019s a lot of blood. [Text]: I\u2019m going to need a ride home. Don\u2019t ask why. [Text]: Mission failed. [Text]: I may have accidentally handcuffed myself to the stairs. [Text]: When you get home, remember this. It wasn\u2019t me. [Text]: I hear the voices when I\u2019m dreaming. [Text]: Are you naked? &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/04\/07\/text-my-muse-one-of-the-following\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Text my muse one of the following&#8230;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12406"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}