{"id":1246,"date":"2014-12-29T05:17:46","date_gmt":"2014-12-29T05:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/12\/29\/cheesy-pick-up-lines-meme\/"},"modified":"2014-12-29T05:17:46","modified_gmt":"2014-12-29T05:17:46","slug":"cheesy-pick-up-lines-meme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/12\/29\/cheesy-pick-up-lines-meme\/","title":{"rendered":"Cheesy Pick Up lines meme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You look so familiar\u2026 didn&#8217;t we take a class together? I could&#8217;ve sworn we had chemistry.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I like Legos, you like Legos, why don&#8217;t we build a relationship?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You&#8217;re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I&#8217;m no mathematician, but I&#8217;m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I never need to see the sun again because your eyes light up my world.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Was your dad a boxer? Cause you&#8217;re a knockout!&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;If I were a cat I&#8217;d spend all 9 lives with you.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I must be a snowflake, because I&#8217;ve fallen for you.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Something is wrong with my phone&#8230;it&#8217;s just that your numbers not in it.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;If you were a  triangle, you&#8217;d be acute one.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8221; Is your name google? Cause you&#8217;ve got everything I&#8217;m looking for.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Your lips look so lonely, would they like to meet mine?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Can I give you a kiss? I promise I&#8217;ll give you it back.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can&#8217;t take them off you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.&#8221; &#8220;I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?&#8221; &#8220;You look so familiar\u2026 didn&#8217;t we take a class together? I could&#8217;ve sworn we had chemistry.&#8221; &#8220;I like Legos, you like Legos, why don&#8217;t we build a relationship?&#8221; &#8220;You&#8217;re like a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/12\/29\/cheesy-pick-up-lines-meme\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Cheesy Pick Up lines meme<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"chat","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}