{"id":12839,"date":"2014-03-28T18:20:26","date_gmt":"2014-03-28T18:20:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/28\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-6\/"},"modified":"2014-03-28T18:20:26","modified_gmt":"2014-03-28T18:20:26","slug":"text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/28\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-6\/","title":{"rendered":"[text] oh my god my sister hacked my phone [text] I&#8217;m going to kill her [text] I hate my life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/stilesthesarcasticstilinski.tumblr.com\/post\/80960650578\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-im\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">stilesthesarcasticstilinski<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/80960031756\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-im\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stilesxthesarcasticstilinski.tumblr.com\/post\/80941011321\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text\">stilesxthesarcasticstilinski<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[text] I mean. I just wasn\u2019t expecting it<\/p>\n<p>[text] text has been deleted by the way<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>More sparks. Stretching up even harder, something in the back of her ankle cracked audibly, and she twitched away with a muttered, \u201cow.\u201d One arm still hooked around Stiles\u2019 waist, heartbeat pounding in her veins and between her legs, she reached down to grab at her ankle. \u201cFuck, I hate when that happens.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Stiles quickly wrapped both arms around her to steady her. \u201cOh my god, are you okay?\u201d he asked, helping to get her to the couch.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re too tall!&#8221; she complained, laughing. &#8220;The back of my ankle popped is all. I&#8217;m fine.&#8221; She rubbed at her foot for a minute before looking up at Stiles shyly. &#8220;That was &#8230; &#8221; She paused, looking for a strong enough word. &#8220;Wow.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stilesthesarcasticstilinski: iamthefirechild: stilesxthesarcasticstilinski: [text] I mean. I just wasn\u2019t expecting it [text] text has been deleted by the way More sparks. Stretching up even harder, something in the back of her ankle cracked audibly, and she twitched away with a muttered, \u201cow.\u201d One arm still hooked around Stiles\u2019 waist, heartbeat pounding in her veins and &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/28\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-6\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">[text] oh my god my sister hacked my phone [text] I&#8217;m going to kill her [text] I hate my life<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,200,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12839"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12839\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}