{"id":12848,"date":"2014-03-28T05:42:11","date_gmt":"2014-03-28T05:42:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/28\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-12\/"},"modified":"2014-03-28T05:42:11","modified_gmt":"2014-03-28T05:42:11","slug":"text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-12","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/28\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-12\/","title":{"rendered":"[text] oh my god my sister hacked my phone [text] I&#8217;m going to kill her [text] I hate my life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stilesthesarcasticstilinski.tumblr.com\/post\/80953011865\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-im\">stilesthesarcasticstilinski<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/80952804328\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-im\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stilesxthesarcasticstilinski.tumblr.com\/post\/80941011321\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text\">stilesxthesarcasticstilinski<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[text] I mean. I just wasn\u2019t expecting it<\/p>\n<p>[text] text has been deleted by the way<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>&#8220;Stiles.&#8221; She was wearing a skirt, like she told him; one of the wrap kind with a side tie, and a peasant top, and bare feet. &#8220;Um. Hi. Come in?&#8221; \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Stiles waved awkwardly, as he always does. \u201cHey Summer.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;So. Um. I guess &#8230; you should take your shirt off? This is so awkward. IS this a &#8212; a clinical kind of thing, just like observatory, or more hands-on, or, or what?&#8221; She kept lifting her hands and half-reaching toward him, like she would unbutton his shirt for him, then smoothing them back down over her skirt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stilesthesarcasticstilinski: iamthefirechild: stilesxthesarcasticstilinski: [text] I mean. I just wasn\u2019t expecting it [text] text has been deleted by the way &#8220;Stiles.&#8221; She was wearing a skirt, like she told him; one of the wrap kind with a side tie, and a peasant top, and bare feet. &#8220;Um. Hi. Come in?&#8221; \u00a0 Stiles waved awkwardly, as he &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/28\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-12\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">[text] oh my god my sister hacked my phone [text] I&#8217;m going to kill her [text] I hate my life<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,200,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12848"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}