{"id":12862,"date":"2014-03-28T04:08:31","date_gmt":"2014-03-28T04:08:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/28\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-16\/"},"modified":"2014-03-28T04:08:31","modified_gmt":"2014-03-28T04:08:31","slug":"text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-16","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/28\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-16\/","title":{"rendered":"[text] oh my god my sister hacked my phone [text] I&#8217;m going to kill her [text] I hate my life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stilesthesarcasticstilinski.tumblr.com\/post\/80946970867\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-im\">stilesthesarcasticstilinski<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/80946542745\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-im\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stilesxthesarcasticstilinski.tumblr.com\/post\/80941011321\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text\">stilesxthesarcasticstilinski<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[text] I mean. I just wasn\u2019t expecting it<\/p>\n<p>[text] text has been deleted by the way<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>[text] I have absolutely no idea<\/span><\/p>\n<p>[text] this is weird and strange and I don\u2019t know what I\u2019m doing and someone else should decide for me<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text] Nope.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>[text] If you don\u2019t know, that probably means I should keep my ass right where it is.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text] for fuck&#8217;s sake get over here<\/p>\n<p>[text UNSENT] <strike>before I change my mind<\/strike><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stilesthesarcasticstilinski: iamthefirechild: stilesxthesarcasticstilinski: [text] I mean. I just wasn\u2019t expecting it [text] text has been deleted by the way [text] I have absolutely no idea [text] this is weird and strange and I don\u2019t know what I\u2019m doing and someone else should decide for me [text] Nope.\u00a0 [text] If you don\u2019t know, that probably means &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/28\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-16\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">[text] oh my god my sister hacked my phone [text] I&#8217;m going to kill her [text] I hate my life<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,200,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12862"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12862"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12862\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12862"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12862"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12862"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}