{"id":12869,"date":"2014-03-28T03:25:37","date_gmt":"2014-03-28T03:25:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/28\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-22\/"},"modified":"2014-03-28T03:25:37","modified_gmt":"2014-03-28T03:25:37","slug":"text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-22","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/28\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-22\/","title":{"rendered":"[text] oh my god my sister hacked my phone [text] I&#8217;m going to kill her [text] I hate my life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stilesthesarcasticstilinski.tumblr.com\/post\/80943297994\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-im\">stilesthesarcasticstilinski<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/80943145607\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-im\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stilesxthesarcasticstilinski.tumblr.com\/post\/80941011321\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text\">stilesxthesarcasticstilinski<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[text] I mean. I just wasn\u2019t expecting it<\/p>\n<p>[text] text has been deleted by the way<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><span>[text] because\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p>[text] because you\u2019ll be thinking about those pictures<br \/>[text] and I\u2019ll be thinking about you thinking about those pictures<br \/>[text] like right now<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text] I can control myself sometimes\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>[text] do you want me to be thinking about the pictures?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text] I refuse to answer that on the grounds it may incriminate me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stilesthesarcasticstilinski: iamthefirechild: stilesxthesarcasticstilinski: [text] I mean. I just wasn\u2019t expecting it [text] text has been deleted by the way [text] because\u00a0 [text] because you\u2019ll be thinking about those pictures[text] and I\u2019ll be thinking about you thinking about those pictures[text] like right now [text] I can control myself sometimes\u00a0 [text] do you want me to be &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/28\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-22\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">[text] oh my god my sister hacked my phone [text] I&#8217;m going to kill her [text] I hate my life<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,200,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12869"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12869"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12869\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}