{"id":12873,"date":"2014-03-28T02:58:54","date_gmt":"2014-03-28T02:58:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/28\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-25\/"},"modified":"2014-03-28T02:58:54","modified_gmt":"2014-03-28T02:58:54","slug":"text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/28\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text-25\/","title":{"rendered":"[text] oh my god my sister hacked my phone [text] I&#8217;m going to kill her [text] I hate my life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/stilesxthesarcasticstilinski.tumblr.com\/post\/80941011321\/text-oh-my-god-my-sister-hacked-my-phone-text\">stilesxthesarcasticstilinski<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[text] I mean. I just wasn\u2019t expecting it<\/p>\n<p>[text] text has been deleted by the way<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>[text] bless you than k you <br \/>[text] I don&#8217;t want you to think I think of you that way <br \/>[text] not that you aren&#8217;t really cute<br \/>[text] i&#8217;m going to shut up now<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>stilesxthesarcasticstilinski: [text] I mean. I just wasn\u2019t expecting it [text] text has been deleted by the way [text] bless you than k you [text] I don&#8217;t want you to think I think of you that way [text] not that you aren&#8217;t really cute[text] i&#8217;m going to shut up now<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,200,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12873"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12873"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12873\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}