{"id":12917,"date":"2014-03-27T06:01:50","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T06:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/27\/nooglxr-iamthefirechild-dear-gods-why-am-i\/"},"modified":"2014-03-27T06:01:50","modified_gmt":"2014-03-27T06:01:50","slug":"nooglxr-iamthefirechild-dear-gods-why-am-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/27\/nooglxr-iamthefirechild-dear-gods-why-am-i\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nooglxr.tumblr.com\/post\/80857027643\/iamthefirechild-dear-gods-why-am-i-such-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">nooglxr<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/80853990481\/nooglxr-iamthefirechild-do-i-look-like\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Dear gods, why am I such a sucker. We\u2019ll see what happens after you get that set. I\u2019ve still got homework to do.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/c0b561095ee8e7db1c85d9c20b65c13a\/tumblr_inline_n32y1ydocc1scrtxj.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><small>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u275d \u00a0 \u2026<strong><em>O<\/em><\/strong>n what? \u00a0\u00a0<span>\u275e<\/span><\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;What? Oh, just some graphics I need to work on for my webpage. We&#8217;re supposed to be using FrontPage, but I already know HTML so the teacher said I could handcode mine.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nooglxr: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Dear gods, why am I such a sucker. We\u2019ll see what happens after you get that set. I\u2019ve still got homework to do.&#8221; \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u275d \u00a0 \u2026On what? \u00a0\u00a0\u275e &#8220;What? Oh, just some graphics I need to work on for my webpage. We&#8217;re supposed to be using FrontPage, but &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/27\/nooglxr-iamthefirechild-dear-gods-why-am-i\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1128,560],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12917"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12917"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12917\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12917"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12917"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12917"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}