{"id":12920,"date":"2014-03-27T05:04:42","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T05:04:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/27\/nooglxr-iamthefirechild-do-i-look-like\/"},"modified":"2014-03-27T05:04:42","modified_gmt":"2014-03-27T05:04:42","slug":"nooglxr-iamthefirechild-do-i-look-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/27\/nooglxr-iamthefirechild-do-i-look-like\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nooglxr.tumblr.com\/post\/80853169808\/iamthefirechild-do-i-look-like-someone-with-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\">nooglxr<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/80848889391\/nooglxr-iamthefirechild-or-the-hospital\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Do I look like someone with a lot of free time to use to coddle silly boys? Get in the car.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/a40726071c1fea8de6c7134becae6cfb\/tumblr_inline_n32tm2euVI1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/232e29c678adc39fc9c198cfbb1a7a6f\/tumblr_inline_n32vihxeWe1scrtxj.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><small>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u275d \u00a0 <strong><em>Y<\/em><\/strong>es, you do. \u00a0\u00a0<span>\u275e<\/span><\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Dear gods, why am I such a sucker. We&#8217;ll see what happens after you get that set. I&#8217;ve still got homework to do.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nooglxr: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Do I look like someone with a lot of free time to use to coddle silly boys? Get in the car.&#8221; \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u275d \u00a0 Yes, you do. \u00a0\u00a0\u275e &#8220;Dear gods, why am I such a sucker. We&#8217;ll see what happens after you get that set. I&#8217;ve still got homework &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/27\/nooglxr-iamthefirechild-do-i-look-like\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1253,1128,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12920"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12920"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12920\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12920"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12920"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12920"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}