{"id":12925,"date":"2014-03-27T03:57:06","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T03:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/27\/nooglxr-iamthefirechild-or-the-hospital\/"},"modified":"2014-03-27T03:57:06","modified_gmt":"2014-03-27T03:57:06","slug":"nooglxr-iamthefirechild-or-the-hospital","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/27\/nooglxr-iamthefirechild-or-the-hospital\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nooglxr.tumblr.com\/post\/80848479648\/iamthefirechild-or-the-hospital-will-call\">nooglxr<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/80845743869\/nooglxr-iamthefirechild-i-im-taking-you\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/7f62b872c1e7abcdad4221b28abdd8e4\/tumblr_inline_n32rxauAyy1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Or the hospital will call your parents to come and get you. Are you conscripting me to be your chauffeur?&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><small>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u275d \u00a0 <strong><em>M<\/em><\/strong>aybe. \u00a0\u00a0<span>\u275e<\/span><\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/722c44f44a8ad3e7bc4d1d7a40261470\/tumblr_inline_n32t78kFaD1scrtxj.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Do I look like someone with a lot of free time to use to coddle silly boys? Get in the car.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/a40726071c1fea8de6c7134becae6cfb\/tumblr_inline_n32tm2euVI1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nooglxr: iamthefirechild: &#8220;Or the hospital will call your parents to come and get you. Are you conscripting me to be your chauffeur?&#8221; \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u275d \u00a0 Maybe. \u00a0\u00a0\u275e &#8220;Do I look like someone with a lot of free time to use to coddle silly boys? Get in the car.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1128,1306,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12925"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12925"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12925\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}