{"id":12927,"date":"2014-03-27T03:20:41","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T03:20:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/27\/nooglxr-iamthefirechild-i-im-taking-you\/"},"modified":"2014-03-27T03:20:41","modified_gmt":"2014-03-27T03:20:41","slug":"nooglxr-iamthefirechild-i-im-taking-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/27\/nooglxr-iamthefirechild-i-im-taking-you\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nooglxr.tumblr.com\/post\/80839154068\/iamthefirechild-i-im-taking-you-to-the\">nooglxr<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/80834518063\/i-dont-think-your-arm-is-meant-to-bend-like-that\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/5140853c6765301469bd242d3ec33bb3\/tumblr_inline_n32miokdHS1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I~i\u2019m taking you to the hospital. You can\u2019t drive with that.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/a940b2582bb9974958708961caed3100\/tumblr_inline_n32nfcgRmF1scrtxj.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><small>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u275d \u00a0 <strong><em>F<\/em><\/strong>ine, but after you\u2019re bringing me back here. \u00a0\u00a0<span>\u275e<\/span><\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/7f62b872c1e7abcdad4221b28abdd8e4\/tumblr_inline_n32rxauAyy1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Or the hospital will call your parents to come and get you. Are you conscripting me to be your chauffeur?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nooglxr: iamthefirechild: &#8220;I~i\u2019m taking you to the hospital. You can\u2019t drive with that.&#8221; \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u275d \u00a0 Fine, but after you\u2019re bringing me back here. \u00a0\u00a0\u275e &#8220;Or the hospital will call your parents to come and get you. Are you conscripting me to be your chauffeur?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1128],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12927"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12927"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12927\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12927"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12927"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12927"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}