{"id":12929,"date":"2014-03-27T01:24:07","date_gmt":"2014-03-27T01:24:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/27\/i-dont-think-your-arm-is-meant-to-bend-like\/"},"modified":"2014-03-27T01:24:07","modified_gmt":"2014-03-27T01:24:07","slug":"i-dont-think-your-arm-is-meant-to-bend-like","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/27\/i-dont-think-your-arm-is-meant-to-bend-like\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I don\u2019t think your arm is meant to bend like that\u2026&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/nooglxr.tumblr.com\/post\/80833078704\/i-dont-think-your-arm-is-meant-to-bend-like\">nooglxr<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/a21ad2324a8b5ca26d2415c7ecede670\/tumblr_inline_n32leejMyH1scrtxj.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p><small>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u275d \u00a0 <strong><em>N<\/em><\/strong>o, it\u2019s not\u2014 \u00a0\u00a0<span>\u275e <\/span><\/small><\/p>\n<p><small><span>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 <em>[<\/em> <strong><em>A<\/em><\/strong>nd fuck does it hurt. <em>]<\/em><\/span><\/small><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/5140853c6765301469bd242d3ec33bb3\/tumblr_inline_n32miokdHS1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I~i&#8217;m taking you to the hospital. You can&#8217;t drive with that.&#8221;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>nooglxr: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u275d \u00a0 No, it\u2019s not\u2014 \u00a0\u00a0\u275e \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 [ And fuck does it hurt. ] &#8220;I~i&#8217;m taking you to the hospital. You can&#8217;t drive with that.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1128,14],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12929"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12929"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12929\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}