{"id":13036,"date":"2014-03-25T03:16:21","date_gmt":"2014-03-25T03:16:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/25\/albabutter-wait-but-it-literally-doesnt-make\/"},"modified":"2014-03-25T03:16:21","modified_gmt":"2014-03-25T03:16:21","slug":"albabutter-wait-but-it-literally-doesnt-make","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/25\/albabutter-wait-but-it-literally-doesnt-make\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/albabutter.tumblr.com\/post\/80643208404\/wait-but-it-literally-doesnt-make-sense-unless\">albabutter<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>wait but it literally doesn\u2019t make sense unless Peter Hale is just this walking lycanthropic genetic anomaly\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>his \u201cdaughter\u201d is a werecoyote<br \/>and he \u201ckilled\u201d Kate and she turned into a fucking jungle werepanther\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>SOMEBODY DRAW ME A PUNNETT SQUARE. THIS SHIT MAKES NO SENSE.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>albabutter: wait but it literally doesn\u2019t make sense unless Peter Hale is just this walking lycanthropic genetic anomaly\u00a0 his \u201cdaughter\u201d is a werecoyoteand he \u201ckilled\u201d Kate and she turned into a fucking jungle werepanther\u00a0 SOMEBODY DRAW ME A PUNNETT SQUARE. THIS SHIT MAKES NO SENSE.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[364,143,1317],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13036"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13036"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13036\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13036"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13036"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13036"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}