{"id":13434,"date":"2014-03-17T00:44:54","date_gmt":"2014-03-17T00:44:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/17\/pokes-ethan-from-under-his-bed-somehow\/"},"modified":"2014-03-17T00:44:54","modified_gmt":"2014-03-17T00:44:54","slug":"pokes-ethan-from-under-his-bed-somehow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/17\/pokes-ethan-from-under-his-bed-somehow\/","title":{"rendered":"*pokes ethan from under his bed (somehow)*"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/imethanandtheresadifference.tumblr.com\/post\/79819664173\/pokes-ethan-from-under-his-bed-somehow\">imethanandtheresadifference<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/79816475688\/pokes-ethan-from-under-his-bed-somehow\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/imethanandtheresadifference.tumblr.com\/post\/79816039617\/pokes-ethan-from-under-his-bed-somehow\">imethanandtheresadifference<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>*screeches and squirms*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*grabs at his feet*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*screams* noooo<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*cackles madly and tickles his foot* surrender!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>imethanandtheresadifference: iamthefirechild: imethanandtheresadifference: *screeches and squirms* *grabs at his feet* *screams* noooo *cackles madly and tickles his foot* surrender!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[155,1166,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13434"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13434\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}