{"id":13455,"date":"2014-03-16T23:43:04","date_gmt":"2014-03-16T23:43:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/16\/raventheprinceofmischief-iamthefirechild-14\/"},"modified":"2014-03-16T23:43:04","modified_gmt":"2014-03-16T23:43:04","slug":"raventheprinceofmischief-iamthefirechild-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/16\/raventheprinceofmischief-iamthefirechild-14\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/raventheprinceofmischief.tumblr.com\/post\/79813395713\/iamthefirechild-raventheprinceofmischief\">raventheprinceofmischief<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/79812019687\/raventheprinceofmischief-iamthefirechild-i\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/raventheprinceofmischief.tumblr.com\/post\/79811071353\/iamthefirechild-i-have-a-whole-box-of-them\">raventheprinceofmischief<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/79810412042\/raventheprinceofmischief-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I have a whole box of them. Don\u2019t make me build an air cannon to fire them at you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I would love to see you do that to be honest.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*looks sly* \u201cIf I did it I wouldn\u2019t tell you about it.\u201d *already plotting how to do that; needs pvc pipe and valves and to make sabots, lots of sabots*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Ooooh. You\u2019re thinking about it.&#8221; Starts to think of possible counter measures.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>*rains beanie babies on him to distract him*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>raventheprinceofmischief: iamthefirechild: raventheprinceofmischief: iamthefirechild: &#8220;I have a whole box of them. Don\u2019t make me build an air cannon to fire them at you.&#8221; &#8220;I would love to see you do that to be honest.&#8221; *looks sly* \u201cIf I did it I wouldn\u2019t tell you about it.\u201d *already plotting how to do that; needs pvc pipe &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/16\/raventheprinceofmischief-iamthefirechild-14\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1368,923],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13455"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}