{"id":13461,"date":"2014-03-16T23:02:55","date_gmt":"2014-03-16T23:02:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/16\/raventheprinceofmischief-iamthefirechild-15\/"},"modified":"2014-03-16T23:02:55","modified_gmt":"2014-03-16T23:02:55","slug":"raventheprinceofmischief-iamthefirechild-15","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/16\/raventheprinceofmischief-iamthefirechild-15\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/raventheprinceofmischief.tumblr.com\/post\/79809657684\/iamthefirechild-raventheprinceofmischief\">raventheprinceofmischief<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/79809437894\/raventheprinceofmischief-iamthefirechild-i\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/raventheprinceofmischief.tumblr.com\/post\/79809021169\/iamthefirechild-i-am-always-harmless-you-are-a\">raventheprinceofmischief<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/79782204817\/raventheprinceofmischief-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>I am always harmless! You are a liar.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;It\u2019s basically my job. You\u2019re the one who attacks people with beanie babies!&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>You started it this time! I\u2019m harmless and you attacked me!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;It was payback for last time! You are a dangerous person when armed with a beanie baby.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I have a whole box of them. Don&#8217;t make me build an air cannon to fire them at you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>raventheprinceofmischief: iamthefirechild: raventheprinceofmischief: iamthefirechild: I am always harmless! You are a liar. &#8220;It\u2019s basically my job. You\u2019re the one who attacks people with beanie babies!&#8221; You started it this time! I\u2019m harmless and you attacked me! &#8220;It was payback for last time! You are a dangerous person when armed with a beanie baby.&#8221; &#8220;I have &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/16\/raventheprinceofmischief-iamthefirechild-15\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1372,140],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13461"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}