{"id":13584,"date":"2014-03-14T04:05:34","date_gmt":"2014-03-14T04:05:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/14\/freezerpuppy-iamthefirechild-she-made-a\/"},"modified":"2014-03-14T04:05:34","modified_gmt":"2014-03-14T04:05:34","slug":"freezerpuppy-iamthefirechild-she-made-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/14\/freezerpuppy-iamthefirechild-she-made-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/freezerpuppy.tumblr.com\/post\/79525345176\/iamthefirechild-she-made-a-grumpy-inarticulate\">freezerpuppy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/79522931799\/freezerpuppy-iamthefirechild-you-dont-even\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>She made a grumpy, inarticulate growling kind of sound and rubbed her hands over her face. \u201cExplain to me about this werewolf thing,\u201d she said instead. \u201cAnd how you just decided it was okay to show me by casually picking up my car.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Isaac clicked his tongue before nodding a bit. \u201cThe alpha who changed me did it to help me. My life before was kind of total shit and about half of it was spent in a freezer,\u201d he said, nodding a bit before looking her over. \u201cI don\u2019t know. Didn\u2019t know another way to show you.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;In a freezer,&#8221; she repeated slowly. &#8220;Honey, you are six foot something. Who the hell could even put you in a freezer?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>freezerpuppy: iamthefirechild: She made a grumpy, inarticulate growling kind of sound and rubbed her hands over her face. \u201cExplain to me about this werewolf thing,\u201d she said instead. \u201cAnd how you just decided it was okay to show me by casually picking up my car.\u201d Isaac clicked his tongue before nodding a bit. \u201cThe alpha &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/14\/freezerpuppy-iamthefirechild-she-made-a\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1322,1329,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13584"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}