{"id":13710,"date":"2014-03-11T02:28:15","date_gmt":"2014-03-11T02:28:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/11\/what-the-handshake-line-must-be-like-after-a\/"},"modified":"2014-03-11T02:28:15","modified_gmt":"2014-03-11T02:28:15","slug":"what-the-handshake-line-must-be-like-after-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/11\/what-the-handshake-line-must-be-like-after-a\/","title":{"rendered":"What the handshake line must be like after a hockey game"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/hockeyreactions.tumblr.com\/post\/65067830643\/what-the-handshake-line-must-be-like-after-a-hockey\">hockeyreactions<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/media.tumblr.com\/b9ec6c6e76548d682986a7b88b536e77\/tumblr_inline_mv294w5JTd1qbtyig.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>As a matter of fact, this is EXACTLY what it&#8217;s like. And then they go out for beer together.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hockeyreactions: As a matter of fact, this is EXACTLY what it&#8217;s like. And then they go out for beer together.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13710"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13710"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13710\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13710"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13710"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13710"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}