{"id":13849,"date":"2014-03-04T01:46:07","date_gmt":"2014-03-04T01:46:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/04\/youve-got-the-entirety-of-one-ask-to-try-and-get\/"},"modified":"2014-03-04T01:46:07","modified_gmt":"2014-03-04T01:46:07","slug":"youve-got-the-entirety-of-one-ask-to-try-and-get","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/03\/04\/youve-got-the-entirety-of-one-ask-to-try-and-get\/","title":{"rendered":"(You\u2019ve got the entirety of one ask to try and get my character to hit yours) Percival burst into Summer&#8217;s room with an operatic shout. &#8220;SUUUUUUMMMMUUUURRRRR IS A LOVVERLY PERRRRSON!&#8221; He jumped onto her table, sweeping everything off and sliding into his best model pose. He poked her nose. &#8220;Hello, shnookums.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summer narrowed her eyes at him, a fingertip tapping on the table. &#8220;Percival.&#8221; Then she smacked him on the head. &#8220;Get off my table.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer narrowed her eyes at him, a fingertip tapping on the table. &#8220;Percival.&#8221; Then she smacked him on the head. &#8220;Get off my table.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1385],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13849"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}