{"id":14057,"date":"2014-02-21T05:29:49","date_gmt":"2014-02-21T05:29:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/21\/avalonslight-replied-to-your-post-i-need-someone\/"},"modified":"2014-02-21T05:29:49","modified_gmt":"2014-02-21T05:29:49","slug":"avalonslight-replied-to-your-post-i-need-someone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/21\/avalonslight-replied-to-your-post-i-need-someone\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"hide_overflow\"><a class=\"username\" href=\"http:\/\/avalonslight.tumblr.com\/\">avalonslight<\/a> replied to your <a class=\"notification_target\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/77352679083\/i-need-someone-who-has-read-them-to-explain-to-me\">post<\/a><span class=\"colon\">:<\/span><em><a href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/77352679083\/i-need-someone-who-has-read-them-to-explain-to-me\">I need someone who has read them to explain to me&#8230;<\/a><\/em><\/div>\n<blockquote><p>((I\u2019ve read them but\u2026what the fuck even happened in them?))<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A girl who thinks she&#8217;s normal discovers she&#8217;s actually part of a secret world hidden from humans in which there is a great war going on, falls in love with someone she&#8217;s told is her brother, finds out her father is the greatest betrayer the secret world has ever known, and that she has amazing powers no one else has. It&#8217;s three books&#8217; worth of &#8216;oh that thing we told you in the last book\/section\/chapter\/paragraph? it&#8217;s not true, the adults were lying to protect\/manipulate you&#8217; with teenage romance angst on top.<\/p>\n<p>And the dialogue is clunky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>avalonslight replied to your post:I need someone who has read them to explain to me&#8230; ((I\u2019ve read them but\u2026what the fuck even happened in them?)) A girl who thinks she&#8217;s normal discovers she&#8217;s actually part of a secret world hidden from humans in which there is a great war going on, falls in love with &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/21\/avalonslight-replied-to-your-post-i-need-someone\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1408],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14057"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14057"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14057\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14057"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14057"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14057"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}