{"id":14634,"date":"2014-02-12T03:22:04","date_gmt":"2014-02-12T03:22:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/12\/i-have-a-splitting-headache-i-just-wound-up-a\/"},"modified":"2014-02-12T03:22:04","modified_gmt":"2014-02-12T03:22:04","slug":"i-have-a-splitting-headache-i-just-wound-up-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/12\/i-have-a-splitting-headache-i-just-wound-up-a\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a splitting headache, I just wound up a crying fight (with no make-up sex) with my husband, and I have no replies to distract myself with.<\/p>\n<p>And one word about how dare I expect replies and you can go fuck yourself. I do this for fun too, and no goddamn replies means I don&#8217;t get to have any fun. So shut it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a splitting headache, I just wound up a crying fight (with no make-up sex) with my husband, and I have no replies to distract myself with. And one word about how dare I expect replies and you can go fuck yourself. I do this for fun too, and no goddamn replies means I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/12\/i-have-a-splitting-headache-i-just-wound-up-a\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[33],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14634"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14634"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14634\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}