{"id":14677,"date":"2014-02-11T04:00:09","date_gmt":"2014-02-11T04:00:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/11\/thoughts-about-teen-wolf-twisted-more-dude\/"},"modified":"2014-02-11T04:00:09","modified_gmt":"2014-02-11T04:00:09","slug":"thoughts-about-teen-wolf-twisted-more-dude","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/11\/thoughts-about-teen-wolf-twisted-more-dude\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>thoughts about Teen Wolf: Twisted<\/p>\n<p><!-- more --><\/p>\n<p>dude, Aiden, you still have your socks on. Not sexy!<\/p>\n<p>Did Kira&#8217;s mom just &#8212; <\/p>\n<p>Lydia with the voice of reason. Isaac shut up!<\/p>\n<p>But what&#8217;s with the scissors DRIVEN into the bed?<\/p>\n<p>Jesus &#8212; is his foot caught in a beartrap?!<\/p>\n<p>oh. my. god. the plot thickens. a lot. disappearing chalk? some strange kind of shifter?<\/p>\n<p>wow, talk about a network. I&#8217;m impressed.<\/p>\n<p>Why does Isaac call him &#8220;Stilinski&#8221; instead of &#8220;Sheriff&#8221;?<\/p>\n<p>are we talking a skinwalker here?<\/p>\n<p>oh come on, Aiden, you&#8217;re an outsider, so see the things they can&#8217;t see because they&#8217;re too close!<\/p>\n<p>How did Stiles get those strings that taut? Yarn and pushpins shouldn&#8217;t get that taut.<\/p>\n<p>basically WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON<\/p>\n<p>I love shows like this (see: Lost Girl), but fuck is it hard to have to watch them slowly.<\/p>\n<p>japanese villain &#8212; TRANSLATION &#8220;I am &#8212; &#8221; what?!?!\u00a0no. villain speaking Japanese. The accent is wrong for that to be his native language. He doesn&#8217;t have any trouble with Stiles&#8217; name.<\/p>\n<p>OH UGH GOD NO GO AWAYAGOA WYAYAYA<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sitting here with my shoulders around my ears.<\/p>\n<p>Aiden gentling Lydia &#8230; yesgood<\/p>\n<p>ooooh, found the thing that split the mccalls! so &#8212; did he STOP drinking? Did he hit scott or melissa while drunk?<\/p>\n<p>fuck this villain. fuck it. ugh. mouthful of teeths. you think you&#8217;re so clever with your riddles. fuck youuuuuuuu gollum had better riddles<\/p>\n<p>WHAT IS INSIDE STILES&#8217; HEAD<\/p>\n<p>is the bear trap a metaphor for him being chained inside his own mind?<\/p>\n<p>Derek, your prejudices are showing.<\/p>\n<p>interesting height difference between agent and sheriff<\/p>\n<p>there is an awful lot of this episode left, and now lydia mistrusts herself, which is going to be very bad.<\/p>\n<p>ngh, sheriff pain<\/p>\n<p>kira &#8230; magnetized that bat that hard? by accident?<\/p>\n<p>UGH teen wolf fandom STOP SHIPPING and pay attention! Two people having a scene together does not a ship make!<\/p>\n<p>reminding self that there&#8217;s still like six episodes left this thing could go ANYWHERE<\/p>\n<p>why can he only mostly translate it? Internment camp? that explains the bandages. I think?<\/p>\n<p>*snort* the name thing again<\/p>\n<p>dear god, those two, and just. Wow. Fuck you Tyler Posey.<\/p>\n<p>Lydia hearing what Stiles is hearing.<\/p>\n<p>hmm, yes, good, a couple circles closing. Can y&#8217;all shut up about Cora now? Please?<\/p>\n<p>so that whole scene at the beginning? Was that what was going on inside Stiles&#8217; head while he was trying not to do something?<\/p>\n<p>Stiles has the thing.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>oh god look at the way his motion changes<\/p>\n<p>get off Stiles get off him get off get off it has him entirely get off<\/p>\n<p>dude do you want to mess with a senior kitsune?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thoughts about Teen Wolf: Twisted dude, Aiden, you still have your socks on. Not sexy! Did Kira&#8217;s mom just &#8212; Lydia with the voice of reason. Isaac shut up! But what&#8217;s with the scissors DRIVEN into the bed? Jesus &#8212; is his foot caught in a beartrap?! oh. my. god. the plot thickens. a lot. &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/11\/thoughts-about-teen-wolf-twisted-more-dude\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[364,143],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14677"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14677"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14677\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14677"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14677"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14677"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}