{"id":14699,"date":"2014-02-11T01:50:19","date_gmt":"2014-02-11T01:50:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/11\/hi-i-um-im-collecting-kisses-for-charity\/"},"modified":"2014-02-11T01:50:19","modified_gmt":"2014-02-11T01:50:19","slug":"hi-i-um-im-collecting-kisses-for-charity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/11\/hi-i-um-im-collecting-kisses-for-charity\/","title":{"rendered":"Hi, I, um, I&#8217;m collecting kisses? For charity?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/littlepuppyfromthefreezer.tumblr.com\/post\/76278825567\/hi-i-um-im-collecting-kisses-for-charity\">littlepuppyfromthefreezer<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/76278585691\/hi-i-um-im-collecting-kisses-for-charity\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/littlepuppyfromthefreezer.tumblr.com\/post\/76276041640\/hi-i-um-im-collecting-kisses-for-charity\">littlepuppyfromthefreezer<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><small>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201d\u2026? You do realize I\u2019m a minor, right?\u201d<\/small><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/61a7baf8aabbc91ca4700dd0e6559ddb\/tumblr_inline_n0t4ubHUzG1sxjsse.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I\u2019m nineteen, and I don\u2019t drink. Look, if you don\u2019t \/want\/ to \u2026 I mean, I told them nobody was going to give me any, I\u2019m not cute enough.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;Uh \u2014\u2026? That\u2019s still extremely illegal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;It \/is\/? Dammit.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>littlepuppyfromthefreezer: iamthefirechild: littlepuppyfromthefreezer: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201d\u2026? You do realize I\u2019m a minor, right?\u201d &#8220;I\u2019m nineteen, and I don\u2019t drink. Look, if you don\u2019t \/want\/ to \u2026 I mean, I told them nobody was going to give me any, I\u2019m not cute enough.&#8221; &#8220;Uh \u2014\u2026? That\u2019s still extremely illegal.&#8221; &#8220;It \/is\/? Dammit.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[155,1481,1479,1480,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14699"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}