{"id":14751,"date":"2014-02-10T04:36:49","date_gmt":"2014-02-10T04:36:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/10\/robinprankstergoodfellow-iamthefirechild-9\/"},"modified":"2014-02-10T04:36:49","modified_gmt":"2014-02-10T04:36:49","slug":"robinprankstergoodfellow-iamthefirechild-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/10\/robinprankstergoodfellow-iamthefirechild-9\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/robinprankstergoodfellow.tumblr.com\/post\/76191131403\/iamthefirechild-robinprankstergoodfellow\">robinprankstergoodfellow<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/76189994046\/robinprankstergoodfellow-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/robinprankstergoodfellow.tumblr.com\/post\/76189391026\/iamthefirechild-youve-had-thousands-of-years\">robinprankstergoodfellow<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/76189241517\/youve-had-thousands-of-years-to-learn-how-to-tell\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>You\u2019ve had thousands of years to learn how to tell half the truth, Puck. *shakes head* What am I going to do with you?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That\u2019s true. *tilts head* But there\u2019s still the fact that I am unable to lie. If I tell you something, you can\u2019t just assume I\u2019m lying because, even if it\u2019s not the whole truth, it\u2019s still more than a lie.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Tell me something true. *tell me something so I don\u2019t have to keep looking at you*<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>A tomato is a fruit.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>PUCK! *leaps at him, hands outstretched, to whack him*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>robinprankstergoodfellow: iamthefirechild: robinprankstergoodfellow: iamthefirechild: You\u2019ve had thousands of years to learn how to tell half the truth, Puck. *shakes head* What am I going to do with you? That\u2019s true. *tilts head* But there\u2019s still the fact that I am unable to lie. If I tell you something, you can\u2019t just assume I\u2019m lying because, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/10\/robinprankstergoodfellow-iamthefirechild-9\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1438,60],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14751"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14751"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14751\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14751"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14751"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14751"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}