{"id":14892,"date":"2014-02-07T23:47:34","date_gmt":"2014-02-07T23:47:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/07\/shatteredwhitecrow-iamthefirechild-im\/"},"modified":"2014-02-07T23:47:34","modified_gmt":"2014-02-07T23:47:34","slug":"shatteredwhitecrow-iamthefirechild-im","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/07\/shatteredwhitecrow-iamthefirechild-im\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/shatteredwhitecrow.tumblr.com\/post\/75941478443\/iamthefirechild-im-waiting-for-that-to-make\">shatteredwhitecrow<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/75921260216\/shatteredwhitecrow-iamthefirechild\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;I\u2019m waiting for that to make sense, and it\u2019s not happening.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/d46fc6b2973f4b18a05a4cbb4a5955a0\/tumblr_inline_n0n6nwrqHr1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe try again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/54c64f933a96f04afc7fbfa3a14be702\/tumblr_inline_n0ngnmGRkF1rwnxzp.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p><sub>\u00a0<em> \u00a0\u201dI\u2019m Batman.\u201d<\/em><\/sub><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;And I&#8217;m the Human Torch; try again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/6061b9f1ecf07f86338c95d65b3dfd33\/tumblr_inline_n0ngqjQzUZ1rs8qze.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And quit smiling at me, oh my god, that is unfair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>shatteredwhitecrow: iamthefirechild: &#8220;I\u2019m waiting for that to make sense, and it\u2019s not happening.&#8221; &#8220;Maybe try again.&#8221; \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dI\u2019m Batman.\u201d &#8220;And I&#8217;m the Human Torch; try again.&#8221; And quit smiling at me, oh my god, that is unfair.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1058,60],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14892"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}