{"id":15019,"date":"2014-02-06T23:22:25","date_gmt":"2014-02-06T23:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/06\/my-mum-gave-me-a-rose-because-she-felt-sorry-for-8\/"},"modified":"2014-02-06T23:22:25","modified_gmt":"2014-02-06T23:22:25","slug":"my-mum-gave-me-a-rose-because-she-felt-sorry-for-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/02\/06\/my-mum-gave-me-a-rose-because-she-felt-sorry-for-8\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/notmyjeepyoucreep.tumblr.com\/post\/75838581207\/my-mum-gave-me-a-rose-because-she-felt-sorry-for\">notmyjeepyoucreep<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8221; Well it is kind of a sweet thing to do. My dad glared at me when I made him an omelette in heart form. &#8221;\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>&#8220;I think a heart-shaped omelette is awesome! But my mom &#8212; is always trying to make me feel better about being single forever.&#8221;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>notmyjeepyoucreep: &#8221; Well it is kind of a sweet thing to do. My dad glared at me when I made him an omelette in heart form. &#8221;\u00a0 &#8220;I think a heart-shaped omelette is awesome! But my mom &#8212; is always trying to make me feel better about being single forever.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1401,1402,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15019"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15019"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15019\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}