{"id":15382,"date":"2014-01-31T04:04:17","date_gmt":"2014-01-31T04:04:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/31\/i-wouldnt-buy-that-if-i-were-you-2\/"},"modified":"2014-01-31T04:04:17","modified_gmt":"2014-01-31T04:04:17","slug":"i-wouldnt-buy-that-if-i-were-you-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/31\/i-wouldnt-buy-that-if-i-were-you-2\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t buy that if I were you.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/wolfsicle.tumblr.com\/post\/75110807659\/i-wouldnt-buy-that-if-i-were-you\">wolfsicle<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><sub><em><a href=\"http:\/\/wolfsicle.tumblr.com\/post\/75108255357\/ice-breaker-memes\">ice breaker meme. send me some!<\/a><\/em><\/sub><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><sub>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cAre you trying to give me a health talk?\u201d<\/sub><\/p>\n<p><sub><strong><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/550da5665296cf241b0ca40055dc743b\/tumblr_inline_n08vyoWvaW1rhs3an.png\" \/><\/strong><\/sub><\/p>\n<p><sub><strong>{<\/strong> Because he\u2019s gonna buy Chef Boyardee and you really can\u2019t tell him any different.<strong> }<\/strong><\/sub><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>&#8220;Pfft, no.&#8221; She gestured at the three pints of ice cream in her basket. Picking up a can, she showed him the bottom. &#8220;Look at the date.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/63f5cf7859b674078fcd087390882437\/tumblr_inline_n08zaqh9ds1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>wolfsicle: ice breaker meme. send me some! \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cAre you trying to give me a health talk?\u201d { Because he\u2019s gonna buy Chef Boyardee and you really can\u2019t tell him any different. } &#8220;Pfft, no.&#8221; She gestured at the three pints of ice cream in her basket. Picking up a can, she &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/31\/i-wouldnt-buy-that-if-i-were-you-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">&#8220;I wouldn&#8217;t buy that if I were you.&#8221;<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,21,1560,1561],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15382"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15382"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15382\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15382"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15382"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15382"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}