{"id":15658,"date":"2014-01-28T02:53:27","date_gmt":"2014-01-28T02:53:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/28\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-if-i-did\/"},"modified":"2014-01-28T02:53:27","modified_gmt":"2014-01-28T02:53:27","slug":"thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-if-i-did","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/28\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-if-i-did\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/thenameislahey.tumblr.com\/post\/74789574286\/iamthefirechild-if-i-did-i-didnt-know-that\">thenameislahey<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/74788279155\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-then\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/f8a00740375e6eab5304ba81ee672bd0\/tumblr_inline_n03ampNJvM1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;If I did, I didn\u2019t know that was what I was doing. I don\u2019t know how to flirt. I just kinda \u2026 it\u2019s easier if I just \u2014 I don\u2019t know.&#8221;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dSeriously? You\u2019re saying you\u2019ve never actually flirted with someone before?\u201d His look was a mix of contempt, disbelief and a pinch of boredom thrown in for good measure.\u00a0He wasn\u2019t actually annoyed with her so much as he was stumped as to how to actually\u00a0<em>help<\/em><em>\u00a0her.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"image\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/09bdd08763af7c1863c666658cd8098d\/tumblr_inline_mzgag13unx1s3cs54.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dYou\u2019re a sophomore in college. How have you never flirted with someone. Next you\u2019ll tell me you\u2019ve never had your first kiss,\u201d he joked with dark humour.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>That got a small laugh.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/8d5795ec3f3a5734b9aba462c2a941ec\/tumblr_inline_n03bww3UFE1rs8qze.png\" alt=\"image\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No, I&#8217;ve been kissed. Last year. He &#8230; anyway. Look, nobody noticed me in high school, and nobody notices me now &#8212; except you, apparently, what is up with that?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>thenameislahey: iamthefirechild: &#8220;If I did, I didn\u2019t know that was what I was doing. I don\u2019t know how to flirt. I just kinda \u2026 it\u2019s easier if I just \u2014 I don\u2019t know.&#8221; \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dSeriously? You\u2019re saying you\u2019ve never actually flirted with someone before?\u201d His look was a mix of contempt, disbelief and a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/28\/thenameislahey-iamthefirechild-if-i-did\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\"><\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1540,575,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15658"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15658"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15658\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}