{"id":15777,"date":"2014-01-27T04:09:31","date_gmt":"2014-01-27T04:09:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/27\/freezerpuppy-iamthefirechild-text-how-do\/"},"modified":"2014-01-27T04:09:31","modified_gmt":"2014-01-27T04:09:31","slug":"freezerpuppy-iamthefirechild-text-how-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/27\/freezerpuppy-iamthefirechild-text-how-do\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/freezerpuppy.tumblr.com\/post\/74687380934\/iamthefirechild-text-how-do-i-convince-a\">freezerpuppy<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/iamthefirechild.tumblr.com\/post\/74685215366\/text-how-do-i-convince-a-guy-i-dont-want-to\">iamthefirechild<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>[ text ] how do I convince a guy I don\u2019t want to drink without setting him on fire?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text] You tell him you have a boyfriend.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>[text to: golden kisses] I did that. I don&#8217;t think he wants to fuck me he just really wants me to drink<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>freezerpuppy: iamthefirechild: [ text ] how do I convince a guy I don\u2019t want to drink without setting him on fire? [text] You tell him you have a boyfriend. [text to: golden kisses] I did that. I don&#8217;t think he wants to fuck me he just really wants me to drink<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,1322,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15777"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15777"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15777\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15777"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15777"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15777"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}