{"id":16097,"date":"2014-01-22T23:39:24","date_gmt":"2014-01-22T23:39:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/22\/fuck-you-isaac-screw-you-and-your-perfect\/"},"modified":"2014-01-22T23:39:24","modified_gmt":"2014-01-22T23:39:24","slug":"fuck-you-isaac-screw-you-and-your-perfect","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/22\/fuck-you-isaac-screw-you-and-your-perfect\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Fuck you Isaac. Screw you and your perfect chest.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/scottsbiitch.tumblr.com\/post\/74211098663\/fuck-you-isaac-screw-you-and-your-perfect\">scottsbiitch<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/c3dbb19c9f4d39e5397aea02df9c25de\/tumblr_inline_mztq69RSMN1s3s05x.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dM\u2019 sorry?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/63f5cf7859b674078fcd087390882437\/tumblr_inline_mzttoySKF51rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No you aren&#8217;t. You get a kick out of making women swoon, admit it.&#8221;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>scottsbiitch: \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0\u201dM\u2019 sorry?\u201d &#8220;No you aren&#8217;t. You get a kick out of making women swoon, admit it.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[155,1210],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16097"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16097"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16097\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16097"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16097"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16097"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}