{"id":16163,"date":"2014-01-22T00:32:06","date_gmt":"2014-01-22T00:32:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/22\/thwack\/"},"modified":"2014-01-22T00:32:06","modified_gmt":"2014-01-22T00:32:06","slug":"thwack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/22\/thwack\/","title":{"rendered":"Thwack!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http:\/\/ethanthebroken.tumblr.com\/post\/74114496485\/thwack\">ethanthebroken<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\n<p><span>Put \u201cThwack!\u201d in my inbox and my muse will respond to yours slapping their ass.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/ad2edbe151a9914b426783b7874833cc\/tumblr_inline_mzs15nWA4G1s6deq1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cThat\u2019s my ass!\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Do I even know you?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><p>&#8220;Nope! But you have a nice ass, and turnabout is fair play.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/31.media.tumblr.com\/acfa9fe7c0f5acf2877bc0d60d4b869e\/tumblr_inline_mzs1gwJtuI1rs8qze.png\" \/><\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ethanthebroken: Put \u201cThwack!\u201d in my inbox and my muse will respond to yours slapping their ass. \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u201cThat\u2019s my ass!\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Do I even know you?\u201d &#8220;Nope! But you have a nice ass, and turnabout is fair &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/2014\/01\/22\/thwack\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Thwack!<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[155,10,1660,1661,21],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16163"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.firechildren.net\/lightfire\/iamthefirechild\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}